I won't grow up. I won't! I won't!

sesamestreet:

So Jon Stewart was at our gala. And someone put this together. And we liked it.

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I was going to do an ab work out.. I decided to play sims instead. If I make them work out it counts for me, right?

summerresolutions:

It was a huge success! A bunch of people told me how delicious it was and asked me how to make it. At the end of the night there was no more left, I will definitely be making this again!

Check out what I made for a memorial day party yesterday and look at all of the other things I made so far this summer here: http://summerresolutions.tumblr.com/

I just saw a clip for a new reality TV show and in it, it just had a bunch of people crying. Why on earth would I want to watch that? If I want to watch someone cry I’ll read a John Green book and look at myself in the mirror.

everydayoctopus:

#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

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namara96:

Nastia Liukin at the 2012 secret classic.

LOOK AT MY NAS GO !!!